SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN
- making people forget about object permanence
- growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
- summoning vaseline
- changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
- super speed but only when drunk
- instantly mastering the swear words in any language
non-AU knight boyfriends from back in the day
— Care to dance, Mrs.Gold?
— I would love to.
my yearly descent to hell bEGINS